The agony and ecstasy of Alexander Ovechkin

Hon hon hon

[to the tune of the Red Robin jingle] rooooound robin

The NHL playoffs might have started, but we will never apologize for saying they shouldn't have.

Send us to Toronto so we can cover the playoffs in international waters

I guess we're still doing this!

All rise for the trial of the century.

Audrey, Christina, and special guest Marisa Ingemi experience the highs and lows of the national hockey league.

So phase 2 beats on, himbos against the current, borne back ceaselessly into a league-wide lockdown.

we're back. not the voices the NHL needed, not the voices the NHL wanted, but still somehow better than what the NHL deserves right now.

Love should be unconditional, but some of these draft picks sure come with strings attached. Christina, Audrey, and special guest Dimitri Filipovic break down the lowlights of the trade deadline.

Christina chats with Peg City scribe Murat Ates of the Athletic about big Buf's contract, Blake Wheeler, and the Gilmore Girls.

It's February and you know what that means: every good player on any team that matters is hurt or tired!!! In a stunning tribute to our fallen boys, Audrey contracted the flu and pushed through the pain to record, so buckle up for a belated Battle of alBerta breakdown, a lecture on AHL teams and vertical integration, and a foray into the Lingerie Football League.

The boys may be back in town and on the ice, but we are still reeling from the POWERFUL corporate field day-vibes of All Star Weekend. Whether you need help processing the endless horror of the Save Streak or had a full on panic attack from secondhand embarrassment while watching the "Shooting Stars" event, we've got you covered. CONTENT WARNING: This is a Tkachuk-heavy episode, and if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen. OUTRO: All I Do Is Lie - Stef Chura

Christina went to the Capital City this weekend and that can only mean one thing... and it's not a federal indictment! IT'S A MAILBAG! TWO GIRLS! ONE MIC! This is THE episode to listen to if you love Dougie Hamilton, hate the normal structure of our show, and believe refs should be abolished. OUTRO: The Gold - Phoebe Bridgers (Manchester Orchestra cover)

New year... New us.... NEW GUEST!!! This week we are joined by Columbus Blue Jackets writer extraordinaire, excellent meme lord, and Miss Adams Morgan 2001 ALISON LUKAN! Tune in for some behind the scenes looks at the Blue Jackets' somehow-fine season, improvisational poetry, and like a whole lot more. We talked for a long time I can't remember it all OK!!! Follow Alison on Twitter! @AlisonL OUTRO: I Go Out At Night - Ratboys

Howdy and happy new year! What better way to ring in 2020 than with a fierce competition between bitter rivals pitted against each other as modern gladiators? And folks, that was just the pig race! This week we bring you tidings of great joy from Dallas, give a definitive answer on whether or not we're dating short guys this year, and agree that All Star Weekend sucks "big time." SONG OF THE WEEK: Tenderness - Laura Gibson ADS! ADS! ADS! Use code BLUE for 20% off at untuckit.com

It's the ho-ho-holidays and we are barely ho-ho-holding it together, but in the meantime, enjoy Audrey gloating for a solid hour about the Taylor Hall trade, our lively discussion on Illya Kovalchuk's instagram presence, and take some texts, including one where we decide which team Christmas party we'd wedding crashers our way into. OUTRO: Home Alone, Too - The Staves

We are back to cover another normal week in the normal National Hockey League, and it's a bit quiet out there (which is also, normal). Two coaches fired within days of each other with accompanying press releases specifying they were not booted for being malevolently horny? Normal! Taylor Hall as the centerpiece of another blockbuster trade? NORMAL!!! The Red Wings taking a W at Pizza Pizza arena? SIKE actually that one is not normal. CLOSING TRACK: You Would Have To Lose Your Mind - The Barr...

Bored... OF SYSTEMIC ABUSES AND CRUEL POWER DYNAMICS BETWEEN NHL FRONT OFFICES AND PLAYERS!!! Join us for some Bill Peters discourse, a close read of Robin Lehner's extremely weird interview about cancel culture, and of course, fashion advice. CREDITS SONG: can't calm down - Hand Habits ADS FINE PRINT:$30 off your purchase of $399 or more at Indochino with offer code BLUEWIRE$5 off any shave set at Harry's if you visit harrys.com/BLUEWIRE60-day free trial of Shipstation with offer code BLUE

Your favorite hockey experts are BACK this week with (EDITOR’S NOTE: okay sorry. We’ll level with you. We know we’ve got a new logo and a new website, but literally nothing else is changing so let’s all take a deep breath) more life lessons, like why you should always help your friends move, and why the Leafs should have simply fired Babcock at the start of the season. We also take a quick trip to PEG CITY BABY, discuss Punished Blake Wheeler, and share Some Personal News. SONG OF THE...

We are back this week with a stunning breadth of conversations, ranging from regional chain pizza restaurants to the concept of smells. We do eventually talk about hockey, mostly about how the Toronto Maple Leafs, an Original Six Team, located in the City of Hockey, is prob gonna miss the playoffs with legendary players such as Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner, and Cody Ceci. We also take your texts and discuss whether we are doing internalized misogyny. CREDITS TRACK: Things I Do - Andy Shauf

We're BACK BABY. November and you know what that means: the hockey is getting real, the feuds are getting stupid, and the Wings still stink!! Also on this episode: we love brats, a successful rebuild in Detroit vs. the inevitable climate change-induced apocalypse, and the VSCO Leafs. Get in the car loser we're going shopping for Winter Classic jerseys!!! Credits song: Slothrust - Peach Follow us on Twitter @puckbunnies_pod and Instagram @puckbunniespod Support us on Patreon at...

This week Christina has kicked Audrey off the podcast*** and welcomes back a very special guest, roving Puck Bunnies Correspondent SARA CIVIAN, beat reporter for the Carolina Hurricanes and notable bad b*tch. We talk about hockey, sure, but the main event is the oral history of That Time We Became White Claw Social Media Influencers. It's a good story ok??? CREDITS SONG: Ra Ra Riot - Endless Pain/Endless Joy *** Audrey couldn't record this week because she was moving, but she is very much...

Let's take it from the top! We've got a jam-packed episode for you here, premiering our brand new and very overexplained segment, Misery Business, where we rank the saddest teams of the week. We discuss how sports fandom and polyamory aren't so different after all, give you some more horny dad content, and explain why relegation should come to the NHL. Closing song: REMEMBER TO BREATHE - STURGILL SIMPSON