MERGEFIELD Description A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment Next Week’s Film  LiveStream June 17: SHIN GODZILLA (2016) Join us at patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents