Katie and special guest/sister-in-spirit Julie re-watch the movie that scared us all as kids: Children of the Corn! It's a movie all about how if you're dating a jerk named Burt, you will absolutely end up choosing to deal with the Kid Nation corn cult kids instead. Come along as we meet those little rapscallions who all agreed to murder their elders so they could worship corn! The children are led by Isaac, a guy with a wicked hat who would steal the show on an Andy Cohen reunion show. His...

Katie and Bridget show their spirit fingers as they re-watch the nostalgic 2000's movie: Bring It On! It's a movie all about how our country was built on the backs of cultural appropriation and racism... But via cheerleading! YEAH! Come along as we meet Torrance (Ta-Ta-Ta-Torrance), newly elected high school cheerleading captain who's looking to bring her team to victory yet another year in a row. But when new recruit Missy (she's the poo - take a whiff) joins the team, Torrance quickly...

Katie and Bridget swap faces as they re-watch the insane 90's movie: Face/Off! It's a movie all about how your tax payer dollars are going towards secret underground face swapping science and technology that will ONLY be used to help cops trick the brothers of terrorists into confessing where a bomb is... But seriously, that's actually the plot guys! Come along as we meet Sean Archer (aka John Travolta), a cop out for vengeance against the terrorist Castor Troy (aka Nicolas Cage) who killed...

Katie and Bridget frantically get free trials for random streaming channels to watch The 96th Academy Awards - aka The Oscars! Come hear all about the fashion, the winners, the losers, the drammaaaaaaaa (there was lots), and of course the things that made us rage - hey, Barbie lost everything okay! Give us a break! A night of majesty lead us to ask the real questions, such as: Was Al Pacino drunk when doing his presenting? Should Ryan Gosling do a song and dance number at every Oscars...

Katie and Bridget head off to an unsupervised summer camp run by literal children as they re-watch the movie: Camp Nowhere! It's a movie all about how adults are dumb, Nerf Guns rule, and lighting fireworks while jumping into a lake actually looks fun - AKA: this was made in the 90s! Come along as we meet Mud, a kid who is a nerd but is also best friends with the coolest kids in school (we don't get it either). Him and his group of friends decide to trick their parents into sending them to a...

Katie and Bridget nuke the planet from orbit (its the only way to be sure), as they re-watch the 80s classic: Aliens! Ripley's back and she's more pissed off than ever! Can you blame her!? After waking from being in hyper sleep for 57 years, she gets thrust into helping a group of marines go attempt to rescue a colony that was stationed on the Alien planet - yes THAT alien planet. Basically, nobody has a good time and almost everyone dies! But don't worry because this movie is also about the...

Katie and Bridget hide from the plagues as they re-watch the movie: The Prince of Egypt! It's a story all about how God is voiced by Val Kilmer and while he can do wonders, he can also be really friggon scary! Come along as we meet Moses, the original baby floating down the river, who gets adopted by the Pharoah queen and raised as Egyptian royalty alongside his new brother Rameses. When Moses grows up he learns that he's actually one of the Hebrews that was saved from his adopted dad's baby...

Katie and Bridget board an unsinkable ship as they re-watch the 90's hit: Titanic! It's a love story all about how sometimes boning will give you back your zest for life! ...And also how swimming may end up saving your life in a boat crash one day! Come along as we meet Rose, a sometimes old lady but mostly young lady, who goes from depressed and hanging off the edge of the ship to swinging axes (eyes closed) to save her boyfriend of 12 hours! Hell yeah! She falls in love with Jack Dawson (no...

Katie (not Cady) and Bridget write in their Burn Books as they re-watch the original: Mean Girls! It's a movie all about how high school is kind of like living in Africa, except in Africa there are no scary Aaron Samuels who imitate monkeys (that was not okay!). Come along as we meet Cady, a homeschool jungle freak who starts at a new school and quickly learns that there are a lot more rules here. When she gets adopted by the Plastics, a trio of popular girls run by the future CEO of...

Katie and Bridget recap their trip to the 2024 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah for this month's NOstalgic Happy Hour! Hear all about their journey spanning from the start of how they went about buying tickets all the way to dancing in the street with a flash mob of Napoleon Dynamites! You'll get insight into the movies they saw, and one they DIDN'T SEE #notoverit, as well as their plan for how to go about Sundance in the future. Hint: it involves either Etsying a Kenneth Cole jacket...

Katie and Bridget dismantle the He-Man-Women-Haters Club as they re-watch: The Little Rascals! It's a movie all about how you only meet your once in a lifetime friend - once in a lifetime (quote Stymie). Come along as we meet Spanky, the leader of the gang who is way too comfortable with execution, and his best friend Alfalfa, who is in love with the 6 year old feminist herself: Darla. When Alfalfa accidently burns down their clubhouse, the gang sets off to raise some money through hi-jinx...

Katie and Bridget hang out in Antarctica as they re-watch the movie: The Thing! It's a story all about how when you shove a bunch of depressed dudes into an isolated and cold location with no direction on their research, they will begin to all suspect one another are aliens! ...Mainly because yeah one/some/all of them are aliens! Come along as we follow the research team that gets thrust into their very own game of Clue. When a Thing (take a sip) is discovered to have infiltrated their...

Katie and Bridget both take different colored pills as they re-watch the 90's hit: The Matrix! It's a movie all about how real life has been taken over by evil AI and we're all living in pods with fake projections of what our life really is - We swear this is fiction! Come along as we meet Neo, our own personal Jesus Christ who IS the one. He gets brought out of the Matrix by his one true love Morpheus, a guy with just the coolest shades you've ever seen. Neo learns that real life outside of...

Katie and Bridget say Wingardium Leviosa as they re-watch the movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Come along as we meet the famous Harry Potter, a possibly nepobaby that we allow since ya know, his parents died and he basically grew up being abused... He discovers he's a wizard (and also secretly rich - hello!?) and embarks on a magical journey to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - a place where the rules are made up and the points don't matter. While there, he meets his...

Katie and Bridget sing Where Are You Christmas as they re-watch the holiday hit: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! It's a movie that looks and acts like a horror movie, but is actually rated PG and made for kids!(?) Come along as we meet the Grinch, a sassy once-traumatized-abandoned-child who now hates Christmas and all the Whos who celebrate it! His life gets interjected by Cindy Lou Who, an 8 year old investigative journalist who decides to make the Grinch her new passion project. When Cindy...

Katie and Bridget travel through the seven layers of the Candy Cane Forest, past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops, and then they walk through the Lincoln Tunnel... as they re-watch the Holiday classic: Elf! It's a movie all about Buddy the Elf #whatsyourfavoritecolor!? Buddy is actually not an elf, but a human who was adopted/not returned to the human world by Santa's elves in the North Pole. He travels to New York City to meet his real dad Walter Hobbs,  who is on the Naughty List. On...

Katie and Bridget do a lot of UMs as they re-watch the 80's movie: Better Off Dead... ! It's a somehow rated PG movie all about a teenager looking to end his life when his girlfriend dumps him.... Yup! We're also confused! Come along as we meet Lane, a walking boyfriend of red flags who spends the movie being mopey and possibly schizophrenic once his girlfriend Beth dumps him for the captain of the ski team - our own real life Ken doll named Roy. Along the way there's his best friend Charles,...

Katie and Bridget spend 20 years trying to play football at Notre Dame as they re-watch the movie: Rudy! It's a story all about how if you have a dream, you're gonna have to work your 5-foot-nothing butt off to make it happen AND potentially become homeless along the way! Come along as we meet Rudy, a guy who's name is thankfully not actually Rudy Ruettiger. He spends his life aspiring to play football the University of Notre Dame, but faces hurdles when he doesn't have the grades, talent, or...

Katie and Bridget dance down the yellow brick road as they re-watch the classic movie: The Wizard of Oz! It's a timeless tale that features horrific behind the scenes trivia, as well as random trivia that our Dad likes to quote! Come along as we meet Dorothy, the ultimate dog lover from Kansas, who gets swept up by a Twister (no Bill and Jo's here unfortunately) and brought to the magical land of Oz. There she commits manslaughter, breaks up a potential cult, and learns about the patriarchy -...

Katie and Bridget break and enter as they re-watch Nickelodeon's first ever movie: Harriet The Spy! It's a story all about how having your private journal read aloud to all your friends really sucks! Come along as we meet Harriet, an alleged spy who wants to be a writer but kind of gets caught up with just talking smack about people. Her lifelong nanny, Golly, finally says "screw this I'm off to get laid!" and leaves Harriet to fend for herself socially - Spoiler alert: it doesn't go well....

Katie and Bridget do a drug deal on a rollercoaster as they re-watch the movie: True Romance! It's a story all about romance, possibly mental health disorders (involving Elvis), dangerous crime, and drugs - lots and lots of drugs. Meet Clarence, a guy who legit falls in love/gets married ala Love Actually rules to Alabama, the call girl who his boss hired to get him laid. They get wrapped up on the wrong side of high profile criminals when Clarence accidently steals a suitcase of cocaine. The...

Katie and Bridget strap onto a pipe with a belt as they re-watch the 90's thriller: Twister! It's a very informative scientific film about chasing tornados that also has some Degrassi level dramaaaaaa! It's also apparently Bridget's 2nd favorite movie!(?)! Come along as we meet Bill, a guy who is not back but also has tornado intuition so he's def back. He brings his fiancé Melissa to see his current wife Jo to sign divorce papers but then gets swept up in romance and the past and his love of...

Katie and Bridget go live in a castle in Transylvania as they re-watch one of the OG parody films: Young Frankenstein! It's a movie all about Dr. Frankenstein (pronounced Franken-Schtein) who inherits his grandfathers castle and therefore means he immediately becomes obsessed with continuing grandpa's previous science experiments on reanimating dead people. He's not being crazy alone though - there's also Igor, the sassiest assistant you've ever seen, and Inga, the assistant who should really...

Katie and Bridget become witches (not bitches) as they re-watch the Disney Channel Original Movie: Halloweentown! It's a movie all about how lying to your children about their spooky heritage will result in them running away, sneaking onto buses, and disrupting the townspeople's day to day lives with their human b******t! Come along as we meet older sister Marnie, a girl who is like Katie in the sense that she loves the spoops and she's full of SASS; her brother Dylan, who sadly does not get...