This episode is actually just an advertisement for Occam's Razor.
I honestly can't decide if Europe's general lack of Simon Whistlers is a good thing or a bad thing.
We now return to your regularly scheduled Casual Criminalist.
If only he had just been short, like a normal angry man.
It's the only time in modern China that anyone has feared the color red.
You won't want to forget the contents of this episode. (Or maybe you will.)
I, too, dislike racism. To my great surprise, it's never driven me to rob a bank.
Someone is always watching.For additional resources centered around the events of this episode, here's the website mentioned at the end: https://bit.ly/3s8Az0g
Today's episode answers that age-old question: Are These Cops Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
One of the most notoriously uncatchable serial killers in the history of Central Europe.
Criminal Rule No. 26: always consult with your local Latin professor before committing any crimes.
Take care where ye be swashbucklin'.
Mark Twitchell's story concludes with even more idiotic wannabe killer mistakes than you could possibly imagine.
Have fun walking through every room of your house four times before you go to bed tonight.
Guys, you can buy screenplays online. You don't have to reenact them.
WARNING: this episode may feature Simon doing a very bad Scottish accent. Viewer discretion is advised.
This has been a very tough week for pork here on the Casual Criminalist.
We're probably going to avoid the Chorizo options for a while after this one.
Well, I guess I'm not going camping in Finland anymore.
The most unkillable man on the eastern seaboard.
Honestly, they kind of deserve each other.
Titanic was nominated for 14 Academy Awards, and I would much rather have watched the events of today's episode.
Come on inside, dear! Have a spot of tea. Don't mind the large chili pot on the table, just there. It's where I keep my severed heads.
Indentured Servant. Royal Family Member. When you're living in those wretched peasant backwaters known as the American colonies, what's the difference?
This creep wants you to peel him like a banana. We're not 100% sure what that means, but it definitely can't be good.