PENULTIMATE SERIES EPISODE. Lucien transforms. Cora sinks deeper. Riley eviscerates. Autumn stabilizes. And Henry is working at Qwik Bite on another holiday weekend. BUCKLE UP AND LISTEN NOW!    Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp   Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"Rainy as "Cora the...

What starts off as a community-oriented barbecue turns into a matter of life or death. There's only so much our Cerberus can handle before taking the damned back to hell! Listen if you DARE!    Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp   Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"Rainy as "Cora the...

You're cordially invited to ABALONE DAYS at New Crescenta Bay! Ride some rides, take in the abalone shell jewelry, and enjoy the world famous "Abalotes" - a delicious snack combining corn and abalone! There's also cozy bonfires in the evenings where monstrous teens can get up to their usual mischief...LISTEN NOW!   Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp   Want to chat with us on...

Sparks reignite, tempers flare, and passions cool in this episode! Are you in or are you out? LISTEN NOW!    Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp   Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"Rainy as "Cora the Fae"Santiago as "Riley the Werewolf"

Our monsters are moving closer to their target! Main character energy abounds during this special session as Cora, Riley, and Autumn get their own interludes, and our intrepid players also get to play their NPCs double-time. And none for Lucien Lucians, bye!   Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp   Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as...

Strangeness abounds during the final performance of The Wizard of Oz at NCBHS as the Darkest Self transformation of one of our monsters sets off a chain of events leading our foursome to turn their attention to a greater foe. LISTEN NOW! Lucien commands you!   Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp   Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as...

A special duet session reveals what Lucien was up to when the rest of the monsters were in detention. We command you to listen IMMEDIATELY!    Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"

Scuzz! Gimps! Color-coded ninjas! The gooey, irradiated conclusion! Join us and find out how training montages, boss fights, and the power of friendship work in ACTION INTERNATIONAL! Sign up for the ACTION INTERNATIONAL! Kickstarter here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/action-intl/action-international-the-80s-martial-arts-action-ttrpg Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp Want to chat with...

Long ago, we featured an early playtest of an 80s action/martial arts RPG called ACTION INTERNATIONAL! on this very podcast. At last, the game is ready to make its Kickstarter debut, and so we bring you a fresh look at the system with the chaotic romp known as Revenge Mission. Join us as we explore character creation and play through the first Act of the story—and stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion next time! Sign up for the ACTION INTERNATIONAL! Kickstarter here:...

With Lucien absent from this session, the other three monsters serve a spot of detention...and of course manage to get into even more trouble.   Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"Rainy as "Cora the Fae"Santiago as "Riley the Werewolf"

Small, but mighty, this "mini-sode" packs in all the usual drama, grossness, and sexy monster mischief in a third of the usual time. Our monstrous teens turn to each other for solace, understanding, and sustenance. Stay out of the splash zone if you don't want to get wet!   And if you'd like to hear the check-in that preceded this session (referenced a couple times in the recording), be sure to hop on over to Patreon and back us at the Deacon tier or...

We pick up the spilled cups from Allison Marie's party, and our monsters work through who or what they are up against as they learn more about each other. There are also vampire-werewolf "uppies" and hands to be talked to.    Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the...

A party at Allison Marie's house to celebrate the start of the Wizard of Oz production at NCBHS heats up in more ways than one. Can't these kids ever have a normal party?    Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"Rainy as "Cora the Fae"Santiago as "Riley...

Auditions for New Crescenta Bay High's spring musical production of The Wizard of Oz are on! Who will be Dorothy...and who will be an apple tree? Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"Rainy as "Cora the Fae"Santiago as "Riley the Werewolf"

"I don't really have a choice, Mr. Vega." "There's always a choice, Autumn." Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"Rainy as "Cora the Fae"Santiago as "Riley the Werewolf"

Everyone's favorite monsters are back, and they're worse than ever! Back us on Patreon for lots of bonus content and an opportunity to game with members of the Order! https://www.patreon.com/esotericrp Want to chat with us on Discord? https://discord.gg/suQp4JU3Tj Featuring:David as "Autumn the Cerberus"Kenny as "Lucien the Vampire"Rainy as "Cora the Fae"Santiago as "Riley the Werewolf"

Hello everyone! We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for a special announcement: we’re bringing back our reward tiers! Although we had also planned to go back to a monthly subscription model, it looks like Patreon has made it so that we have to stick with a per-creation model. No matter. If you’re already a Patreon subscriber, there’s absolutely nothing for you to do. You’ll remain at your current tier and gain access to the rewards that tier offers—check out the show notes for...

The Waelkyrige ride out! They're in Berlin for a reason which becomes clear this session, culminating in a Götterdämerung for a particularly notorious Cainite. But what unanticipated reverberating effects will this assassination run kick off? Featuring: DesJenKenny Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters for keeping us going all these years! http://www.patreon.com/esotericrpYour feedback is welcome! Head on over to the EoRP Inner Sanctum: https://discord.gg/xsDRFUXMVH 

Worlds collide as we return to EOR Headquarters for a special, in-person broadcast featuring members old and new(ish) jumping into the world of our Vampire Duet Chronicles...in Berlin, no less! Buckle up; the Gangrrrls are coming... Featuring: DesJenKenny Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters for keeping us going all these years! http://www.patreon.com/esotericrpYour feedback is welcome! Head on over to the EoRP Inner Sanctum: https://discord.gg/xsDRFUXMVH 

The shocking season finale! Who will live and who will die? Don't miss the stunning conclusion! Featuring: David as Lt. Wyn Cedino Find the campaign's wiki here: https://captainslogvisionsoffuturespast.obsidianportal.com/  Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters for keeping us going all these years! http://www.patreon.com/esotericrpYour feedback on this solo expedition is welcome! Head on over to the EoRP Inner Sanctum: https://discord.gg/xsDRFUXMVH 

The crew of the Kyushu is finally on its way to make contact with the strange alien vessel bound for Earth, a Klingon cruiser due to rendezvous and lend support. What they find promises to change Wyn, and possibly all of Starfleet, forever... Featuring: David as Lt. Wyn Cedino Find the campaign's wiki here: https://captainslogvisionsoffuturespast.obsidianportal.com/  Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters for keeping us going all these years! http://www.patreon.com/esotericrpYour feedback on...

This week we take a break from Captain's Log for a group one-shot of the (infamous?) Maid RPG. Join Rainy, Kenny, and Santiago as David-kun takes them through character creation and a truly bizarre journey into a randomly generated world of anime maids, vengeance, spies, religious fanaticism, rampaging robots, and...terror?? Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters for keeping us going all these years! http://www.patreon.com/esotericrp

As Kyushu hurtles, unshielded, through a trans-warp corridor, is her fate sealed even now, ten years before the Battle of Wolf 359? Is this the end of the campaign?? Tune in for the explosive answer! Featuring: David as Lt. Wyn Cedino Find the campaign's wiki here: https://captainslogvisionsoffuturespast.obsidianportal.com/  Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters for keeping us going all these years! http://www.patreon.com/esotericrpYour feedback on this solo expedition is welcome! Head on...

Kyushu is stranded in an unknown star system, face-to-face with a Borg Sphere! Can her intrepid crew get away without...assimilation? Is resistance in fact futile?? Featuring: David as Lt. Wyn Cedino Find the campaign's wiki here: https://captainslogvisionsoffuturespast.obsidianportal.com/  Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters for keeping us going all these years! http://www.patreon.com/esotericrpYour feedback on this solo expedition is welcome! Head on over to the EoRP Inner...