Rachel shares her hubby's new blow job assistant - The fleshlight. Lizzie thinks her wife's modesty may just be a cover up.

What happens when our podcast producer (aka Rachel) goes on vacation, loses a family member, and has to prepare for a move all in a two week period?  She forgets to post a podcast.   In this "lost" episode Lizzie and Rach discuss getting the eff out of the Portland gray via camping or visiting the grand city of Austin, Texas (is there a move in the future?).   We also chat about sixty-nine rhythms, the one-year COVID anniversary, making cleaning "fun", and how Lizzie is enjoying being back...

In this special guest episode, we welcome Rachel's health coach Erin Vanderkooy to the mic to talk all things... Polyamory, Poop, Online COVID Dating, and even hemorrhoids (amongst other hilariously crazy things). It's a real hum-dinger.

A little snow never slowed the Flawed Females down!  In this episode, LK and Rach discuss whether or not Elon Musk is an alien, the consequences of not commenting on your spouse's Instagram posts, and Lizzie shares whether or not she has a new cat in her life...and you don't want to miss Rachel's diva cup disaster story.  

Who has a secret crush on Lizzie? Can vegans drink human breast milk? Opinion: Rachel's a nympho. Lizzie got lucky at the beach! A scammy $135 Steak. Sedona: Cancelled. Rachel's New Biz Program is now open for enrollment. Netflix: What we're watching. Kids with secret devices...and a whole lot more WTF. 

Grab a cup of Joe and kick off 2021 with Lizzie and Rachel - they're back in the studio with no shortage of opinions, stories, and a lot of laughs.

We have another Flawed Females guest in the studio this week - Jenelle Woodlief!  Jenelle is a transformational bodyworker who opens up about life with bi-polar "disorder", single mom co-parenting, and dating discoveries (among many other things).  Learn more about Jenelle at jenellewoodlief.com and follow her on Instagram at @jenelle.woodlief

We love a good entrepreneur journey, and this week's guest has a good one!  Steve Jobs once said "You can't connect the dots looking forward, you can only connect them looking backward".  In Leslie Abram's case, those dots have taken her from waxing vajayjays to downward dogs, to making a difference (and $$) through selling a different type of wax product (you may have heard of this breakout biz!). Yosoycandle.com

We've always wanted to get in the mind of an erotic writer. In this special episode of The Flawed Females Podcast, our dream comes true!  Sarah Hadley is "Watt Pad" famous (we'll explain) and a woman from our own heart - one that speaks her mind.  You DO NOT want to miss this episode!  

In this special "racy" episode of the FF podcast, listen in to hear our convos about our recent Flawed Female field trip to the sex shop, discussions about the elections and COVID, and our opinions on homeschooling versus public education...plus SO. MUCH. MORE.

The title says it all.

Welcome to the SPOUSE SWAP Part 2!  It's Rachel's turn to chat with Lizzie's wife Stephanie and the conversation is juicy!  Y'all are going to want to catch this conversation with the other half of our beloved LK.  Grab your headphones and dive on in to our FIFTIETH episode of The Flawed Cast.

Welcome to the SPOUSE SWAP!  What happens when Rachel is gone and her husband steps in to take her place?  Lk and Quinn don't hold back.  You're going to want to hear this special episode of the Flawed Females Podcast.  Grab your headphones ladies. 

How did Lizzie celebrate her big 4-0?  Was it on a Waterbed? With a new face tattoo? Ridding her wrinkles through breastmilk?  No, but we do talk about all three of these things!  Per usual, the convo takes some rando turns - speaking about social media fake-ness, eating placentas and drinking period blood.  We wrap it up by getting slightly political and sharing who we're voting for. This may cause us some haters...but we don't give a flying duck.

We cover the social dilemma, the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg (we found out live while recording), PMS symptoms, sex during our cycles, and Lizzie is turning the big 40!  How do you protect your peace?  STOP worrying about protecting your name.  Haters gonna hate, areweright?!  We also pay homage to all of the parents braving online school - eff this shiz. 

In this special edition of the Flawed Females Podcast, we welcome in a rare guest - Postpartum expert and owner of Bloom Mama Doula, Ashley Lyon.  We discuss what it's like having a baby during COVID, divulge what the doctors didn't tell us about life after pregnancy, and of course - talk about sex, hormones, and randomly interesting tidbits of info that will have you blushing. Use code "flawedfemales" to get a special discount of Ashley's Monthly Membership http://www.bloommamadoula.com

In pure flawed female fashion, we talk about everything and everything that's going on in our lives.  This week includes:  Dick roots, Brazilian waxes, raising teenagers, raising toddlers, and who we'd bang if we weren't in committed relationships.  How old is "too old" when it comes to the bedroom?  Listen to see our discussion on all this ...and more.

Show notes coming soon

Listen to this - Not because it's a fabulous episode (it is) and we haven't recorded in FOREVER (it's true) - but because technology was our enemy this week and it took dayyyyys to get this uploaded.  Other than that, enjoy!  We're glad to be back and there's some SERIOUSLY great conversation to be had.  Love, Rach and LK

In E42 we discuss roadside quickies (ooh la la) & constipation (again?) but we also dish on parenting during a pandemic & battling screen time addiction.  Additionally, we chat about some recent “turbulence” & what does it mean for SPARK? What are some of life’s defining moments & at what point do we pivot & make positive changes? What the hell is a vagankle? Will Rach give Lizzie a quarantine haircut? We know you want the answers so tune in to another riveting episode of...

We’re ONE! On this Mother’s Day edition of the flawedcast, we talk about Lizzie’s “first” Mother’s Day & postpartum woes, getting back in shape (screw running), and loving our bodies through all our transformations. Rachel explains hetero things to a clueless LK & the ladies discuss sobriety, gray area drinking, and how being vulnerable can help us all do hard things. We also reveal some plans for the future of the show.

What could we possibly say to sum up the last SIX weeks since we last released an episode?  Not only did Lizzie birth a baby but the freaking WORLD SHUT DOWN.   We have a lot to say.  Welcome back to the Flawed-Cast.

There's no time like any to find a binge worth Netflix series or listen to another episode of your favorite podcast. Where else can you hear about Lizzie's "is it pee or an orgasm" debacle?  Or how Rachel's blue hair sparked a spousal argument. She's also trading favors for laundry servicing - which may get her nominated as #wifeoftheyear or leave her with a sore throat.  Baby Louis is due any day now and we'd love to hear your date predictions!

This episode has literally been almost a year in the making. Rachel hits the road on a Spark media tour & finally gets to sit down with author Amy Dresner while she’s in Los Angeles, CA. In the long awaited, PROMISED interview, nothing is off limits. Rach & Amy talk drug, alcohol, & sex addiction. And while it might sound like a heavy topic, don’t worry; Amy’s like us. She handles it all with a wicked & raw sense of humor - Her motto is “f shame” - and that’s something we can...