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The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one.
BIG BIG NEWS!
Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?”
Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard Dawkins
The first guitarless Noise Hole?!
The invention of the first guitar
Dreadnaught or B.C. Rich Warlock?
Joel’s Vacation
Disney World triage
A compromised Noise Hole?
Gary’s in quarantine
Trapped in a terror cave with Dave Lombardo of Slayer
Joel is down with the sickness
It’s getting weird out there
Dave’s empty gym
Beefy boys in the time of a pandemic
Arby’s new Midnight Monster Meat Menace
Entertainment is cancelled due to Coronavirus
KISS is a keystone species
All movies are cancelled until further notice
Talk shows are cancelled
All Festivals are cancelled
Quarantine is definitely already a band
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony cancelled
Conventions are OVER!
LiveNation cancels ALL TOURS!
Are Dave and Joel missing any shows due to cancellations?
Our new potential business venture
www.pedophilesandwiches.com
Can we replace Gary when he dies?
Noise Boi Questions
Cover songs that are better than the original?
Foo Fighters
Me First and The Gimme Gimmes
Megadeth
Mistakes left in the song
Listening to non-english speaking bands?
Ska-P (Spanish Ska)
Wizo (German Punk)
Cyclamen (Japanese Prog Metal)
Do friends buy clothes for each other?
A Noise Boi buys us a new domain!
After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!
BOIS TOUCH BASEJoel’s kid has a...
Published 05/15/20
After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!
BOIS TOUCH BASE
- Joel’s kid has...
Published 05/15/20