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This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered.
BOIS TOUCH BASE
- How does time even work now?
- Mum’s Bum Candles
- Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH!
- Technical difficulties
NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
Disney World & Theme Parks
- Avengers theme park?
- A Metallica ride?
- ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?!
- Dave Mustaine’s resurrected arm
Music in the next 10 years
- Boy bands, Boyzone, East 17, O-Town, N’Sync, 98 Degrees
- Attitude lady music
- Is Gary a thirst trap?
- Xanax Rap
- Nü Metal vs. Retrowave
- Fascists love Rick Astley
- Billie Eilish is ASMR music
Does today’s hopeless generation make hopeless music?
Where is the guitar rock?
Song for the end of the world
- An REM Classic re-enters the charts
- Louis Armstrong, The Destroyer
Animal Crossing vs. Doom Eternal
Bands performing online
- Jimmy Johns Eat World
Wrestlemania with no audience
- Online wrestling commentators
- Hulk Hogan the character vs. Hulk Hogan the person
Will bands delay albums due to the pandemic?
How are artists surviving?
- How are road crews surviving?
Bois who say “brother”
Dave’s attic varmint troubles
After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!
BOIS TOUCH BASEJoel’s kid has a...
Published 05/15/20
After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!
BOIS TOUCH BASE
- Joel’s kid has...
Published 05/15/20