47 - Steven Tyler And The Horny-Baked Ham There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of a ride! “They Think It’s Romantic” by An Early 2000s Emo Band… probably Brand New “I Wish, I Wish, I Wish” by the same Emo band “But You’re Not Here” by...

There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of a ride! “They Think It’s Romantic” by An Early 2000s Emo Band… probably Brand New“I Wish, I Wish, I Wish” by the same Emo band“But You’re Not Here” by American Football“I Miss Her Terribly” by A Mom...

This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins - Band Usurper, and you love him with all your heart! “Outside” by Aaron Lewis with special guest Fred Durst, live at Woodstock ‘99 Memories of Woodstock ‘94 Red Hot Chilli Lightbulb Heads Maybe they shouldn’t have...

It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois! “You Carved A Heart In A...

It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois! “You Carved A Heart In A Tree”...

This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins - Band Usurper, and you love him with all your heart! “Outside” by Aaron Lewis with special guest Fred Durst, live at Woodstock ‘99Memories of Woodstock ‘94Red Hot Chilli Lightbulb HeadsMaybe they shouldn’t have done...

It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, not Gary, and the Patrons. Our $5+ Patreon Noise Boys got all these songs and tons more all throughout the year, and they’ll get even MORE In 2020! Do you want to be counted among those happy few? All it costs is...

It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, not Gary, and the Patrons. Our $5+ Patreon Noise Boys got all these songs and tons more all throughout the year, and they’ll get even MORE In 2020! Do you want to be counted among those happy few? All it costs is...

DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE...

DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE...

It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. “I’m A Busker” by Philly Busker BoyA digression on the de-evolution of sea mammals“It’s Dave’s Birthday” by Joel and GaryJoel gets his eyes lasered off“I’m Just A Tuna” by...

It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. “I’m A Busker” by Philly Busker Boy A digression on the de-evolution of sea mammals “It’s Dave’s Birthday” by Joel and Gary Joel gets his eyes lasered off “I’m Just A Tuna”...

Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza f**k energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The Bar” by Two Boys At The Bar“King Of The Bathroom” by Two Boys At The Bar“The Puckered Tight Power Hour Theme Song” by The Noise BoisHow Joel manages Gary“(Arnold Says) Spin The Long” by Arnold...

Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza f**k energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The Bar” by Two Boys At The Bar “King Of The Bathroom” by Two Boys At The Bar “The Puckered Tight Power Hour Theme Song” by The Noise Bois How Joel manages Gary “(Arnold Says) Spin The Long” by Arnold...

Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and disappear down the Noise Hole. Take THAT, Uncle Jerry, you goddamn racist. “Thanksgiving (What A Time To Be Free)” by The Gravy BrothersAn update on Babbages and Starfox 64Why...

Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and disappear down the Noise Hole. Take THAT, Uncle Jerry, you goddamn racist. “Thanksgiving (What A Time To Be Free)” by The Gravy Brothers An update on Babbages and Starfox 64 Why...

This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D.“Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan“Crawling (Shanty Version)” […]

This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D. “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan “Crawling (Shanty Version)” by Bob Dylan Did the Bois love Linkin Park? “Black Rainbow” by Some 90s Alternative Band “Gutting A Fish” by Smashing...

Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, […]

Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film. “The New Post-Brexit...

This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy f*****g Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs. […]

This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy f*****g Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs. “The Unforgiven IV” by Metallica An update on Gary’s smoking detox The Bois try to name all the cartoon characters that were kicked out of Guns N’ Roses Guns N’ Roses star in Christopher Nolan’s...

Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… […]

Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… which SHOULD scare the living s***s out of your ass. It’s less of a treat, and more of a trick, but you knew the deal when you knocked on our door. “Spooky Candy Time” by...

Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit The Hole today, no thanks to GARY! “Photograph Psychopath” by Nickelback An update on Gary’s smoking Noise Bois carving Jack-Hole-Lanterns!!! “The Ballad Of The Pumps” by The Noise...