Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me....

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games. Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils. It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko.