Episodes
Two sisters, underground cities, and the most unsafe parking spot you've ever seen - we're recapping James Wan's unhinged new horror film Malignant! Join us on this truly wild ride. Malignant is in theaters and streaming on HBO Max. 00:00 - Shout outs 02:24 - Episode starts 16:23 - Trivia 27:21 - Recap starts We will have no new episode next week as we will be celebrating Henley getting married!! Be back in 2 weeks. If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please...
Published 09/15/21
Hook hands, bee stings, and some truly brutal pranks - we're recapping the long anticipated Candyman! Join us as we say his name five times into the mirror. Candyman is now in theaters. 00:00 - Shoutouts 02:48 - Episode starts 20:33 - Trivia 35:03 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You can also join our Patreon and get some fun perks like bonus episodes,...
Published 09/08/21
90s era bullying, homemade cocaine, and some very very thirsty teachers - we're recapping The Faculty! Critics are calling this movie HIP and SCARY, and we'll be damned if that's not the highest praise we've ever heard. The Faculty is streaming on Showtime or is available to rent for $3.99 00:00 - Episode starts 14:51 - Trivia 21:33 - Recap starts Don't forget to check out Fresh Hell podcast for all things murder, mystery, and the macabre! Available wherever you get your...
Published 09/01/21
We needed a change of pace after The Mist, so this month we are talking all things Twilight! Watch/listen to find out if we can make a Twihard out of our trusty horrorspondent Joel Jensen. This episode is available as both a video and an audio episode in Toni f*cking Collette's Inner Circle at www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast Twilight is available to stream on Netflix.
Published 08/27/21
Telepods, arm wrestling, and couples matching 80s hairstyles - we're recapping David Cronenberg's The Fly! The body horror in this movie is nasty as hell so we decided to also make it available as a video episode on our Patreon (available to all tiers)! Be afraid. Be very afraid. The Fly is available to rent for $3.99 00:00 - Shoutouts 26:37 - Trivia 37:04 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate...
Published 08/25/21
A secluded estate, a family reunion, and the cutest hard plastic masks we've seen thus far - we're recapping You're Next! Join us as we learn how ANYTHING can be a weapon! Dare we say this episode is...fun? 00:00 - Episode starts 12:19 - Trivia 20:49 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You can also join our Patreon and get some fun perks like bonus episodes,...
Published 08/18/21
Givenchy nasty nightgowns, detectives that are very bad at their jobs, and the hard plastic mask that started it all - we're recapping Eyes Without a Face! Eyes Without a Face is streaming on HBO Max. 00:00 - Shoutouts 03:28 - Episode starts 17:51 - Trivia 25:08 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You can also join our Patreon and get some fun perks like...
Published 08/11/21
Piano wires, haunted houses, and ONE HUNDRED EPISODES in the can - we're recapping Audition AND The Amityville Horror (1979) in this very special anniversary double episode! We are so thankful that you guys enjoy the show, and hope to keep bringing you episodes until the end of time, love y'all so much. Audition is available on Shudder The Amityville Horror is available on HBO Max 00:00 - Episode starts 11:58 - Audition Trivia 16:40 - Audition recap 01:22:46 - The Amityville...
Published 08/04/21
There's something in the mist and thank god Henley isn't here to find out how to escape it! Join us for the recap of this utterly devastating creature/monster flick. To hear the full episode, join us in Toni f*cking Collette's Inner Circle at www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast The Mist is available to rent on VOD
Published 07/30/21
A secluded beach, a group of unknowing vacationers, and WRINKLES - we're recapping M. Night Shymalan's OLD. Henley is back and we'll be the first to admit that this probably wasn't the best choice for someone who will be thinking more and more about the fleeting nature of childhood and life in general. Sorry Hen! OLD is in theaters now. 00:00 - Shoutouts 04:32 - Episode starts 19:03 - Trivia 28:46 - Recap starts Next week is our 100th episode!! We will be recapping The Amityville...
Published 07/28/21
A demon named Toby, an oscillating fan, and cameras that are incredibly high definition for 1988 - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 3! Paranormal Activity 3 is streaming on Hulu. 00:00 - Episode starts 18:58 - Trivia 26:11 - Recap starts Next week's episode will be the ingeniously titled new release OLD! In theaters Friday. If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You can...
Published 07/21/21
Missing students, isolated tract housing, and a dangerously hot neighbor - we're recapping the 2011 remake of Fright Night! We know we said we usually favor the originals, but when Toni Collette is in the remake...all bets are off. Fright Night is available to rent for $3.99 00:00 - Episode starts 12:47 - Trivia 22:17 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You...
Published 07/14/21
An isolated family, the Canadian wilderness, and various dangers lurking in the woods - we're recapping Hunter Hunter! Join us as we lose our damn minds at the ending of this film. Hunter Hunter is streaming on Hulu. We are taking next week off but will be back with a new episode on July 14th! If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You can also join our Patreon and get some fun...
Published 06/30/21
It's Sammy's super secret birthday bonus episode REVEALED! And if you can even believe it, we are recapping the greatest movie of all time, The Matrix. Free your mind and buckle your seatbelt Dorothy, because this episode will make you say... Woah. To hear the full episode, join us in Toni f*cking Collette's Inner Circle at www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast The Matrix is streaming on Peacock for free with commercials, or you can rent it for $3.99
Published 06/25/21
A shipwreck, a tropical island, and a mysterious sea portal - we're recapping Sweetheart! Join us as we try to decide which fish monster is hotter - this one or the absolute smoke show from Shape of Water. (Don't make us choose!!) Sweetheart is streaming on Netflix 00:00 - Episode starts 21:18 - Trivia 25:56 - Recap If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You can also join our...
Published 06/23/21
Beauties, beasts, and a very loose anti-patriarchal message - we're recapping The Furies! We are joined by our good friends Peach and Shag from our sister podcast Spooko to recap what might be our goriest film yet?? The Furies is available to stream on SHUDDER DOT COM BABYYY 00:00 - Shoutouts 03:48 - Episode starts 20:10 - Recap starts Next week's film will be Sweetheart (streaming on Netflix) If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get...
Published 06/16/21
Water beds, gazebos, and a whole lot of show-stealing belts - we're recapping The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It! And of course we had to bring back our Conjuring expert/horrorspondent Betsy Sodaro! Join us to find out if God and love will save the day once again.  The Conjuring 3 is in theaters and streaming on HBO Max. And for more Betsy (who doesn't want more Betsy??) check out her podcasts A Funny Feeling, We Love Trash, or watch her in Golden Arm or Duncanville! 00:00 -...
Published 06/09/21
An underground bunker, a radio signal, and one more cameo by that god damn rusty nail - we're recapping A Quiet Place Part II! Join us as we talk about this new release that you can see in actual real life theaters! We are crying silent tears of joy! And fear! 00:00 - Shoutouts 01:47 - Episode starts 22:50 - Trivia 31:58 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You...
Published 06/02/21
For our last bonus episode of May we are recapping Dario Argento's Suspiria!  Head to our Patreon at Patreon.com/tsdwpodcast to hear the full episode and see our reaction to the absolutely perfect trailer for this film. Or we'll be back Wednesday with a regular episode where we'll be recapping A Quiet Place Part 2!!!!
Published 05/31/21
Bar fights, mix CDs, and a dangerously hot visitor - we're recapping The Guest! Join us as we try to figure out what in the actual heck is happening in this movie! The Guest is available on Netflix - sexy shower scene is @ 27:23  00:00 - Episode starts 21:11 - Trivia 30:51 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You can also join our Patreon and get some fun perks...
Published 05/26/21
Promise rings, male gynecologists, and graphic tees that let everyone around you know you don't f*ck - we're recapping Teeth! Join us as we discover that the myth is real! Vagina Dentataaaaaa! Teeth is streaming on Amazon Prime Thank you to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ 00:00 - Episode starts 10:36 - Trivia 15:43 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like...
Published 05/19/21
A menacing note, a Croaker Queen, and the kind of flat hair you only get when you've committed manslaughter  - we're recapping I Know What You Did Last Summer! Henley was brave this week and watched this 90s classic - so what are you waiting for?! Join us as we try to figure out how to pronounce Ryan Phillippe! I Know What You Did Last Summer is streaming on HBO Max Thank you to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing...
Published 05/12/21
Overlord is available to rent for $2.99 00:00 - Shoutouts 02:59 - Episode starts 20:22 - Trivia 29:15 - Recap starts If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. You can also join our Patreon and get some fun perks like bonus episodes, bingo cards, trailer reaction videos and more.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @tsdwpodcast Check out our merchandise here
Published 05/05/21
Genetically modified sharks, hot scientists, and an underwater science lab called Aquatica - we're recapping Deep Blue Sea! This week we are joined by Brea Grant to discuss this absolute classic from the golden year of cinema...1999! Will Emily make it through the retelling? Listen and find out! You may remember Brea as the writer and star of LUCKY which is available to stream on Shudder. You can also check out Brea's podcast Reading Glasses. Deep Blue Sea is available to rent for...
Published 04/28/21
A premonition, a plane crash, and high school students that should think twice before confidently proclaiming that they're going to live forever - we're recapping Final Destination! This week we are joined by our very own Silent Jenna a.k.a. Jenna McDowell a.k.a. the fourth witch in our coven. We will be discussing a movie she loved so much in the year 2000 that she wrote an essay about it!  Final Destination is available to rent for $2.99 This episode is sponsored by Usual Wines. Go to...
Published 04/21/21