Our new campaign has begun at last! The month, Sloth gives an intro to the setting and house rules for our new campaign while walking our players through character creation. Session 1 of Desperate Colonials will publish in July. We would also like our audience to know that we got hacked last month - if you received any weird messages, links, or anything other than our monthly podcast episodes, please disregard them and delete them. That was not us! Our trained baby sloths are not capable of...

In a first for the podcast, this month, Shira steps in as the GM, and Sloth steps out as a player in a session of Monster of the Week! In the city of Butte, Montana, four strange members of a local police outfit investigate an even stranger disappearance in the quiet mountain town. In every game Shira has ever run, Sloth's character has died. Can she maintain her perfect record? Or will Sloth finally survive one of her shots?

Riding off the wave of bittersweet storytelling, this month, the Lazysloth pardcast brings you delusion, chaos, happiness pills, and most of all, Paranoia! Accept Friend Computer into your heart  ̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶   and embark on an important mission to raise morale with our Troubleshooters. This is all you may know - any further information would be considered treason.

The Vanquishers unite Major City against Paradigm and work to solve a mystery that began when they entered the very first time entered the Vanguard tower. Can our heroes overcome a man who has never know defeat or will they end up just another pile of dust in this final session of The Vanguard?

In this month's episode, the world's greatest threats begin to converge (and the inconveniences that are popping up are only making it worse)! Unfortunately, the strength they hoped to restore with the hot dogs they wished for was for naught, thanks to the guile of the Djinn (as expected). After braving some very spicy dogs, the Vanquishers must bust out of the Vault, finding themselves in even BIGGER trouble. Luckily, our heroes have a BIG solution - the threats may have tripled, but with a...

In this episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers continue to evade the Gatekeeper(s) in the Desert of Doors until they run into an unlikely...nozzle? They learn that their endeavor to save the world from Ohr and Tselel is not the first, and are able to secure a ride and an ally to find their door. However, what lies behind the threshold is no respite either, as they are faced with the dastardly dealmakers of the Vault

Faced with so many impending crises, the Vanquishers decided to focus on ending the heat death of the Universe. Our heroes head back down the Russhole into the puppet dimension to see what's beyond the obsidian door.  

In this month's episode, the Vanquishers face the end-of-the-world. And then another one. And then one last other end-of-the-world. Luckily, they do not face it alone. With the help of some old faces and some new, will our heroes be able to prevail against this triple threat? Or will they fall at the feet of their adversaries?

Things are looking desperate as Golden Boy unleashes his pent up fury on a divided team of Vanquishers while Stampede gets  lost in a dimension of head trauma and googly eyes. 

The Vanquishers return to major city after their jaunt back in time. Did they save Russ and their timeline from Oblivion? Only one way to find out. 

Our party is taking a break from major city this month to try out Darrington Press's game Candela Obscura! If you'd like to try it out for yourself you can find the quickstart guide and other info here. https://darringtonpress.com/candela/

The Vanquishers face their first end-of-the-world level threat when Russ (AKA DangeRuss, AKA Santa Claus) travels back in time to stop himself from winning a 5K race in the 1972 Olympics. Can our heroes preserve their time line? Or will the threads of fate weave misfortune for Major City, and the rest of the world as they knew it?

 Emboldened by a distracted Major City, Paridim takes steps to consolidate his power. The Vanquishers soon find he's not the only one taking advantage of the chaos. Insidious foes, both new and old, move in the shadows.  

With the prisoners of Naraka Prison released, chaos rules Major City. The Vanquishers enter a desperate struggle to save their home. Meanwhile, a mysterious force has begun to manipulate events and evidence behind the scenes.

The Vanquishers are back with double hero points and a fresh scheme to break into the most heavily guarded prison in Major City. Hidden eyes are watching their every move. Can they delve into the secrets of Naraka prison without becoming its newest residents? Let's find out!

You waited all month to listen to your favorite Pardcast. Sadly this month they didn't post. The resulting boredom compels you to tear your home apart in a desperate attempt to find something to do. In this tantrum you find a VHS tape in a dusty cardboard box left unopened from the last move. Its case is covered in creases, kitten stickers, and the title "Kaiju Girls". Curious you hook up your old VCR to see what's on the tape. 

With their legal battles and holiday shenanigans complete our heroes can return to their investigation of Naraka Prison. Eager to avoid further trouble with the law the vanquishers attempt more surreptitious methods of investigation.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the Vanquisher crew! We wish you all the season's tidings and greetings we can muster. As with some Christmas traditions, some of us, not naming names, get a little sweet, sentimental, and just a tad political. But don't let us stop you from enjoying your holiday and join us for some superhero cheer! In this month's episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers prepare to spend their first Christmas together. The Wallaby sets his sights on a hit Christmas...

In this month's episode, the Vanquishers engage in hardcore legal action with their families, freedoms, and beloved bartenders on the line! Listen as they investigate and interrogate their way towards the truth (despite lying under oath, whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )!

After finally defeating the Vampirium  agents in Major city our heroes take some well deserved downtime before taking their next case.  

In part 2 of the Bonyminis collection the Wallaby finally gets his comeuppance while Mr. Nobody works on his acting Career. 

In order to get ahead on our recording schedule we've delayed session 31 until next month. Don't worry though, in it's place we have 4 different solo sessions for you to enjoy. In this session Lazarus struggles to get his errands done in a timely manner despite being the fastest sloth in the world. Meanwhile Stampede struggles to keep her family from falling apart when a new crisis emerges from the depths of the Ocean.

In this month’s episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers across the Atlantic test the limits of the Vampirium’s hospitality while witnessing the tyranny within it. Meanwhile, Hoshi and Wallaby face a variegated vampiric foe on the homefront, or more aptly put, Hoshi’s front lawn.

In this month's episode, the Vanquishers find themselves in the aftermath of the vampiric siege. The next dawn has risen, the electoral results are in, and the Vanquishers regroup and try to re-establish some normalcy. Sprinkles exhibits some magical behavior, Mr. Nobody has a shot at becoming somebody, Lazarus digs up some dirt, and Hoshi is completely unfazed due to her already violent impulses. However, their nightmare is far from over; a modest proposal dances at their doorstep, and leads...