We've switched things around this week. Happy things first, less so in the latter third. The choice to listen to all, is yours. Nicola was at the pretty Pavilion Gardens parkrun in Buxton and Danny was at the wonderful Wollaton Hall parkrun in Nottingham.

Flipping Monopoly. No hosting. Audio receipts. Stats meets. Nicola introduced some newbies to Chevin Forest parkrun and Danny clip clopped his way around Hereford parkrun.

Unbirthdays, farewells, quirk history, happy cats, offensive emojis, root canals, Nicola and sister moo at Armley parkrun and Danny knows it's why we do what we do and where we do it at his home of Bushy parkrun.

Do we exist? Everything's yellow! A3102912 makes history. What's a Bespoke? Amy Rose is in control and Danny is present to usher in the age of the v1000 milestone at Riddlesdown parkrun for Nicki Clark.

The mood of the parkrun nation, audio from Futakotamagawa parkrun in Japan, the world's oldest 500 Clubber, Arcola Firwood profiles Philips Park parkrun in Manchester and Danny celebrates a double Cowell at Littlehampton Prom parkrun.

Some more on the subject that just won't go away, tourism epiphanies, Professor Sir JVT leaves the Global board, Contra is no more, Danny prophesises, Nicola celebrates arbitraries at Yarborough Leisure Centre parkrun in Lincoln and Danny profiles the new Brunswick Park parkrun in Wednesbury.

Clarifications, general feelings, possible changes, Naughty Nicola celebrated Fountains Abbey parkrun's 10th anniversary and Danny zig zagged at Preston Park parkrun in Brighton.

React or respond, broken mathematics, laughter is the best medicine, Nicola has a new home at Chevin Forest parkrun and Danny was a super trooper at Tremorfa parkrun in Cardiff.

Tying up Statsgate and that open letter, Nicola had a mudbath at Clarence parkrun in Bury, Danny vox popped at Cwmbran parkrun in Wales and he also went inaugural chasing a day later.

Inevitably we talk about the controversial changes to statistics on the parkrun website. If you want to skip all that Nicola went to Baysgarth Park parkrun in North Lincolnshire and Danny went to the seaside.

Trickles and ripples, cake and chips, Not The Channel 4 News, Mensola parkrun's case of mistaken identity, Ross Noble, Nicola loves green frogs at Huddersfield parkrun and Danny demands greater respect for free biscuits at Chippenham Playing Fields parkrun, Monmouth.

Replies to replies, the Southampton incident, Nicola and Poppy are two-in-a-million, there's a 50-year old record, volunteer equalising talk and Danny took nearly 14-years to visit Forest of Dean parkrun.

It's a big one. Comms opinions, start line placing thoughts, Nicola went to Thonock Lane Farm parkrun in Lincolnshire in a big coat and Danny battled wind at Battlestead Croft parkrun in Staffordshire.

Repentance, 100-year old parkrunners, barcode innovators, Nicola stays close to home for poorly Poppy and Danny was chased by a quickie seeking pod listener at Markeaton parkrun in Derby.

HNY! We back! We recap Christmas time, we drone on and translate 'parkrunese', we news, we stats, Nic commits a cardinal sin and Danny takes a 'new-ber' tourist to Alvaston parkrun in Derby.

Merry QRistmas! It's our pre-Christmas pod and last of 2023. Nicola engineers and contrives to make an arbitrary a thing and Danny breaks the speed limit at Belton House parkrun in Lincolnshire. Happy New Year everyone!

Lightest. Tightest. A Tail Walker issue, Nicola skipped and slipped around Middleton Woods parkrun and Danny has very little to say.

Eyes and ice, nuanced exceptions and Chrome extensions. Plus Nicola had a magical time at Bramshall Road parkrun in Uttoxeter and Danny had a gawjus family reunion at Tamworth Castle Grounds parkrun.

A yin and yang of experiences for our presenters this week! Nicola had some challenges in completing her Full Ponty at Pont y Bala parkrun in North Wales whilst Danny had a whirlwind of fun celebrating things at Quakers Walk parkrun in Wiltshire. They also ponder virtual run reports too.

Nut diction, lots of Things, Poppy plays hardball with Nicola at Chevin Forest parkrun and Danny asks if you wish to take the blue pill or the red pill regarding Aston Hall parkrun in Birmingham.

We've gone nuts this week! More volunteer chat, social-sharing mixed-messaging conversation, plus Nicola loved Thorp Perrow parkrun and Danny enjoyed a sensational Sence Valley Forest Park parkrun.

Be a wise old owl and give this a listen! The controversy over barcode number A9000000 is covered, parkrun has its 100-millionth participation, Nicola runs with Poppy for the last time and Danny plays around in a wet Belvoir Castle parkrun.

Boo. We have a listener's dream, we dissect a post, Nicola loved her trip to Boston parkrun for their 8th birthday and Danny celebrated with a 250fish at Five Arches parkrun (or is it four?).

Danny articulates his thoughts on volunteering whilst having a flashback plus defines further funnel factors, there's a parklies t-shirt story, we mourn the loss of Queen Elisabeth, we wonder about buzzspeak, Nic Nic stayed close to home and Danny had a ferry good time at Dover Waterfront parkrun in Kent.