Episodes
Published 01/21/22
Single-Block Sprinters, Renting Movies on YouTube & the 'Intermittent Fasting Scam'. "The best asses in the 80s would be bottom-ranked asses on Instagram right now". Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify and all other streaming digital platforms Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 01/21/22
More podcast material surfaces on the finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm... and why you should never "do what the Romans do". "I'd rather be  the best Cannoli maker in El Porto than the worst surfer from Philadelphia." Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify and all other streaming digital platforms Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 01/12/22
Tipping Garbage Men, TikTok Smokers Voice and the Overhead Compartment Scam. "I walked directly by this congo line of airport imbeciles as they all watched me board the plane before them". Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify and all other streaming digital platforms Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 01/06/22
People who binge-watch TV Shows, Spoofcard and the 'Sorority Photographer' Scam. "She's not getting off to my old school 9-5 flapjacking" Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 12/29/21
 Vegas Pool Parties, Getty Images, and "VIP Host Scam 🎲 "What Happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... unless it's an STD of course. That's coming right back with you to West Hartford." Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify and all other streaming digital platforms Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 12/15/21
Follower Trackers,  Underthinkers and the Western Instagram Duels. "People call me an over-thinker. No. I'm a standard thinker. You're an under-thinker" Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify and all other streaming digital platforms Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 12/09/21
Andy compares winter nightlife to the MLS and questions the quality of Hanukkah gifts. Also... Thanksgiving Rollover, Cyber Monday "Deals" and the Top Shelf TV Scam Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify and all other streaming digital platforms Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 12/02/21
Sitcom Stardom, Thanksgiving Stories and the Tryptophan Scam "Turkey doesn't make you tired. Eating like an absolute fat sh- does." Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 11/24/21
Andy delves deep into the underworld of online creeping and explains why all tan people look dreadful when they go bald. Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify and all other streaming digital platforms Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 11/17/21
Barstool, Business Insider and the Daylight Savings Scam. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 11/10/21
Andy has a very specific song stuck in his head and wonders how Ms. Doubtfire has escaped the wrath of Rotten Tomatoes.  Also... Weird Acting Classes, Japanese Massage Chairs, and 'The Full Voicemail' Scam Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 11/04/21
Andy examines Trick-Or-Treating etiquette and explains hows entertainment platforms need their own version of Roger Goodell to fend off activist complainers. Also... Global Shifting, Premature Costume Wearing, and the Pumpkin Picking Scam. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 10/27/21
Andy recalls the time he couldn't bring himself to date a girl because of her awful name and suggests a way to make Halloween Horror Nights WAY scarier. Also... Chapelle special "backlash", Squid Game and the Magnum Bottle Scam.  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 10/20/21
Andy explains how social media has created modern-day royal families and why you shouldn't even bother brushing your teeth excessively before going to the dentist.  Subscribe to the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you stream your podcasts.  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 10/06/21
One Night Stand Split Screens, Andy's Anti-Viral Streaming Services and the "Preventative Care" Scam. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 09/29/21
Andy explains why rainy weddings are bad luck, contrary to popular belief.  Also… Odd Jobs on Fiverr, Fantasy Football Death Threats, and the ‘Ride the Line’ scam. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess)
Published 09/22/21
Andy wonders if “cuffing season” is a regional phenomenon,  For additional clips and to support the podcast, join me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess
Published 09/14/21
Labor Day, Global Shifting, and the Online Dating Special Andy breaks down all the types of girls you see on dating apps. 1. 🙅‍♀️  The Loser Denial Girl 2. 🎭  The Harvey Dent Girl 3. ⚓️  The Skipper 4. 🕯 The House of Wax Girl 5. 🥖  The Breadcrumbs Girl 6. 🗡 The When in Rome Girl 7. 🕵️‍♀️  The Unsolved Mysteries Girl 8. 💨  The Pull-Out Girl 9. 💬  The Gif’er 10. 📈 The Tinder Stat Padder For the longer uncensored version and to support my work in general, subscribe to me on...
Published 09/08/21
Andy hops on Instagram live to discuss Happiness, Hentai, and the 'Price is Right'. You'll only know how happy you were today when you're miserable tomorrow". For additional clips and to support the podcast, join me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess
Published 09/01/21
Andy thinks Roger Goodell is behind the OnlyFans news. Also.... Dancing TikTok teachers, country concerts, and the 'Confession Scam' “On Twitter, Snopes would call your birth certificate slightly misleading” For additional clips and to support the podcast, join me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess
Published 08/25/21
Andy questions people who treat Karma like a golf score and explains why you should never use a Coinstar within a 25 mile radius of someone you know. "You don't have to summon Karma by saying Candyman in the mirror 5x." For additional clips and to support the podcast, join me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess  
Published 08/18/21
Andy questions the legitimacy of court-appointed lawyers and explains why there are certain stories he will never be able to reveal on the podcast "When you got your hair cut at Supercuts, those were  the public lawyers of barbers.  There were Court-Appointed Barbers". Twitter thread discussed on the podcast 👇 https://twitter.com/DrewHolden360/status/1424877535184175108?s=20 Support the podcast on Patreon 👇 https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess
Published 08/11/21
Andy isn’t impressed by Olympic gold medals and compares the Twitter community to the Seattle Kraken. “If you pluck one miserable person from every town in the country, that’s Twitter. It’s misery’s expansion draft” Also…  “Silent Googlers” and the Hashtag Scam To support the podcast 👇 https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess
Published 08/04/21
Andy talks about the time things got inappropriate with the woman who hired him. "A standard morning walk to work is the male walk of shame." Also... schizophrenic TikTokers and the  "18 to get in... 21 to lie" Scam 👇 Support the Podcast and my other work: https://www.patreon.com/andyfrancess
Published 07/28/21