A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job. Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever