Biden had his FIRST State of the Union address last night, and luckily he made it through without falling asleep on the stage or wetting his diaper! After lying for about 40 minutes, he pivoted to a super serious conversation: Coming out as a republican. Oh, just kidding... I thought he came out as a republican since he started saying we should "fund the police," "make things in America," and "protect the border." I forgot, in 2022 that's not coming out as a Republican. That's being scared...

I wonder if Putin asked how many non-binary and diversity trainers Ukraine had before he invaded? Do you think he asked to speak with the Equity and Inclusion department to make sure they felt "safe" and "heard" before he went in? LOLLLLL. When sh*t hits the fan, all that liberal CRAPPPPPPP doesn't matter. Actually it never matters to begin with. It's Frappuccino Friday. Get a fricken frappuccino and lets talk. GET A GREEN TEA FRAPPUCCINO  AND BE UNCANCELLABLE

So my ghetto classmates at UCLA (all of whom have pronouns in their bio, support, BLM, and are big rainbow types) have been HORRIFIC to me ever since I started at the school. Two weeks ago, I found a bunch of nasty things that they said about me.  Well, after seeing threats for two years now I officially reached my breaking point. I took it to twitter and emailed the school, got into a few twitter wars, and well... most of them were begging me forgiveness about 5 minutes after I posted. LOL...

Okay, diversity sucks. I really couldn't care less about "diversity." The person most qualified for the job should get it. Not a unicorn immigrant from outer space with green hair, and not a black woman. If it happens to be one of the two then great. But Jim Crow Joe's only requirement for supreme court is "BLACK" and "WOMAN." Please get me out of the 1960s. Oh, and ding-a-lings are now not only in women's sports, but also in their locker rooms. Get a caramel espresso, buckle up, and BE...

HIIII! Just hopping on to say don't ever lump me in with the rainbow cult. I don't want to identify with people who take a whole month to walk around the streets holding rainbow flags with no clothes on. I don't want to be grouped in with people who support denying biology. I don't need a full month to talk about having "pride" in my sexuality. WEIRDDDDDDDD Also, LEAVE M&Ms ALONE! Grab a green tea frappuccino AND BE UNCANCELLABLE.

HIIIII, currently drinking a smoothie from Whole Foods because Whole Foods BANNEDDDDD their employees from wearing BLM MASKS!! LMFAOOOO LOVE IT. Aside from that wonderful news, the other good news is: Glenn Youngkin was sworn into office in Virginia, SCOTUS ruled the OSHA mandate unconstitutional, and it's looking like it's going to be a great year for Republicans. Bad News: Fat people run the world (listen to the episode LOL) Grab a coffee and BE UNCANCELLABLE

THEY'RE ONLY SHIFTING THE NARRATIVE BECAUSE THEYRE ABOUT TO LOSEEEEEEEEEEEE IN NOVEMBER!!!!! Today we're discussing the HUGE media shift, AOC has a new date (with a virus), the navy is now becoming an American Girl Doll center to talk about your feelings, and Lizzo is celebrating gaining weight.... Babe buckle up, I have a lot to say. Get an iced mocha with an extra shot of espresso, and BE UNCANCELLABLE

HAPPY UNCANCELLABLE YEARRRR. Looking so forward to an amazing year of podcasts and gossip with you all. We've started the year off with Democrats being deranged and hypocritical. AOC rung in the New Year in FLORIDA (the state she claims is so dangerous and being run improperly). AOC was caught maskless at drag queen shows and sushi restaurant, living her best life in free and fun Florida.  Of course, I'm all for not wearing a mask, but I'm not for shaming other people who don't wear one then...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Sorry was just getting a quick laugh in because liberals are FAR MORE obsessed with Trump than conservatives. But as for the liberals who aren't foaming at the mouth over the last President instead of focusing on the failures of the current one, many liberals feel abandoned by their old party. Fasten your seatbelt for a thread that will MAKE YOUR DAY from a classical liberal. After buttering you up with the thread from the classical liberal, I'm going to ruin...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I hope you had the best time celebrating the birthday of Jesus with your family, while liberals locked themselves in their house and had homeless people poop on their front yards in their liberal hellhole cities. I'm in a great red state right now, so I'm in the mood to make fun of blue states.  While I was away, the left was up to their typical antics. They love acting like their better than everyone, and being nasty to the working class. Fasten your seatbelt for Bette...

Maybe if democrats spent a little bit more time at the office instead of looting Neiman Marcus, we wouldn't have to send out so many stimulus checks!!  This episode we finish the gas discussion with a little bit of quick shade. We then discuss the SUDDEN switch from teachers teaching about multiplication and the civil war, to teaching about transgenderism. The government thinks our children are property of the state. I'm confident that this will be one of the main issue that forges a revival...

The left has this famous trick they love to play called "let me pretend not to understand you so I can twist your words." Well, sweetie... twist the facts I throw down in this episode.  "The democrat party, specifically the progressive wing, is leaning so heavily on this idea that were gonna have some completely green cosmopolitan future and instead of building on that idea while taking advantage of the fact that we can have cheap and accessible oil and gas RIGHT NOW… they decide to declare...

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA FAKE HATE CRIME HOAX CREATOR JUSSIE SMOLLETT WAS CHARGED WITH 5 CRIMES. Have fun in Jail babe (praying he gets jail time)!! If we're so racist here, why do people have to fake hate crime hoaxes for attention? People, both liberal and conservative, have complete understanding that being a victim in America is regarded as being heroic... and it's ridiculous. Jussie Smollett had such a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that he traded in making over a million dollars per...

LMFAO we went from black squares being posted on instagram to literally NO white people being represented in advertisements. When was the last time you saw a white couple on TV? I just find it very interesting considering the country is over 60% white... but ok.  My parents met in college. Both were on academic scholarship. I wouldn't be here had they not been brought together through collegiate sports. And that would've been thwarted had my mom been forced to compete with biological males...

I just got back to Los Angeles from Texas and Florida... HOLY CRAPPPPPP RED STATES ARE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COUNTRY. They're safe, they're free, they can BREATHE without being accosted to put a nutjob mask on, people are NICER. Red states might as well be in a different galaxy compared to HELLHOLE DEMOCRAT FREAK PSYCHOPATHIC INSANE SCARY DANGEROUS HIGH-TAXES CRIMINAL-LOVING HOMELESNESS-EVERYWHERE NO LAWS TYRANNICAL AUTHORITARIAN BLUE STATES.  Unsurprisingly and as always happens when...

Why do democrats love screwing up their hellhole states then moving to red states? Rumor has it that Nancy Pelosi just bought a huge home in FLORIDA, home of Ron DeSantis the GREATTTTT.  Hate speech started as this idea on college campuses that some speech is offensive and should be excluded. This quickly turned into "anything the left disagrees with his hateful, and therefore, hate speech." Funny enough, it's the two groups the left says perpetrates most of the hate speech that actually...

Dear everyone who has a sausage stick: Just because you put a dress on, doesn't make you a woman. If I put bunny ears on my cat, it doesn't make it a bunny. I, personally, am happy to play along with you occasionally, but don't think you can start harassing women to believe in your false sense of biology. Please send prayers for everyone affected by the Waukesha attack. This is an attack on our country, and was churned up by the media. This must stop immediately. They are liars. Also, Reese...

PRAISE THE LORDDDDDD THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA!!! Enjoy this discussion of why the Rittenhouse trial was so important for Americans, and our right to defend ourselves from leftists. The trial had NOTHINGGGG to do with minorities, so why is the left making it a "black issue?" Also, what does this mean for future of BLM and Antifa who seek to harm law abiding American citizens. ITS FRAPPUCCINO FRIDAY. Grab a frappuccino and BE UNCANCELLABLE 

J.K. Rowling, the woman responsible for the CREATION of the wildly popular Harry Potter universe, is being excluded from the 20 year reunion of the film because of a certain opinion of hers. She believes that women are women and men are men. Wow. Not only that, but a certain sector of the rainbow flag community is celebrating the fact that she's being excluded. I'm sick to my stomach and I'm scared for the future of women's rights. Women's spaces are being taken over and dominated by men. It...

HOLYYYY CRAPPPPPP - Does the Biden administration mind helping our veterans out before doling out money to ILLEGALS!?!?!??! Happy late Veterans Day to all of our big strong veterans!! Sorry that this administration hates you. Americans love you! The trial taking the country by storm is not about whether Kyle did anything wrong. It's quite clear he didn't. It's a trial about whether Americans have the right to defend ourselves anymore. It's the left trying to warn citizens to never go against...

I'm disgusted. I'm so over this culture that babies people who make a consensual choice to sleep with someone.  If YOU make the choice, then you don't get to then pretend you're some victim after the fact. Regretting a choice YOU make does not mean you get to pretend as though you didn't make that choice. No one assaulted you if you co-signed on the bang.  Dave Portnoy is currently getting attacked by left wing media, probably because he doesn't bow down to wokeness. A woman who WANTED to...

You guys I'm on a total high. The wins in Virginia and New Jersey (the legislative election in New Jersey were HUGE wins) were incredible for our country, and should fill everyone with hope. These elections were huge rebukes of WOKENESS. We're tired of the anti-American policies. We're tired of the school indoctrination. We're tired of our food bills doubling, even tripling in some cases. Americans on both sides of the political aisle united to defeat this horrific ideology. This was a warm...

OMGGGGGGGG when are the feminists going to speak up about the rainbow agenda that is literally trying to ERASE women??? This past week at a high school in Missouri, a MAN (not a man who identifies as a woman, a man who identifies as a MAN) won homecoming queen against a woman. Dear Feminists, stop acting like you're concerned with the patriarchy when you're okay with men taking women's spots in women's spaces. On another note: huge shoutout to all the amazing men out there. The left and our...

I'm honestly SOOOOOO tired of people coming out with apologies and statements, but that's what we have to do in the United States of Wokeness. I'm very pleased with the fact that Dave Chappelle (thus far) has refused to bow down to the mob, and specifically, the rainbow mob. At the end of the day, we have to face that at the current moment our culture has been completely taken over by leftism. We are now at a point in which we have to take it back, and it is through acts like Dave Chappelle's...

EVERYBODY RUN! THE RAINBOW FLAG PEOPLE ARE ON ATTACK!  oh my gosh, do we have the juiciest story this week to go over.... A couple of pink haired liberals (+ more hair colors and derangement) decided to make a scene at their job, because their job allows for free speech and funny comedy (Netflix and Dave Chappelle special).  Put your seat belt on... the story is ridiculous. Oh and it was international pronouns day this week. Mine are I/LOVE/AMERICA. HAPPY FRAPPUCINO FRIDAY! Have the best...